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Life Lesson #2,478

Mom,
I have no idea how this life lessons, taught by distance, like The Force, works but… I’m good now! You can’t stop this craziness about “patience is a virtue”, and “good things come to those that wait”. The Sapphire Sled is still dead, therefore I’m resourceful on securing transportation to and from events that I only absolutely need to accomplish. And of course, an honest evaluation on the events that while I deemed “necessary” (e.g. karaoke) ending up being a “want”. I’ve saved money, time, and of course, the environment by not driving.

I’m also good on the life lesson … “revenge is a dish best served cold”. Yeah, I’d rather sell popcorn while Karma f—ks them over with a cactus. Instead? I almost bit my tongue in half in attempt to not ask a question which would allow me to launch into tongue lashing that I wouldn’t stop until they cried. And I’d continue to berate them until they fled. I especially loved that.

Yep – I’m a douche like that when I’ve been f’d over.
:: BREATHE ::

Aiight, Mom. Ready for a continuation of these lessons, or new ones. Whatcha got next? Just needed to vent for a hot second. Kthxbye!

Love,
Son

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