C Note(s)

spending amnesia / v. 1. trying to recall where and when you spent all your money normally when that said money is needed. 2. occurs because of bad spending habits and awesome party nights. SEE ALSO : swipeout, nillionaire Brofessional #1: "Dude, I'm so bad with money! It just disappears." 'los with the most: "You might have spending amnesia . I remember you lost at beer pong then hit the pubs with those trannys.'"

farting at a fan / v. 1. harming one's self, usually unintentionally or without knowledge of doing so. 2. Similar to saying "you are only hurting yourself." 3. similar to phrase "shooting yourself in the foot." SEE ALSO : CLM [Career Limiting Move], work mouth, drunk words Fred: "I got really annoyed at work today, so I told my boss to shut up." Andy: "That's just farting at a fan , man."

spark in my ass / v. 1.a sudden burst of positive energy; determined; a feeling of invincibility. SEE ALSO : hypertasking, earlybirditude 'los with the most: "In the morning, I awoke with a spark in my ass , so I decided to run two miles, at the highschool track."

submarine duty / v. 1. forced to work in close quarters or cramped spaces with other people where privacy is unattainable. SEE ALSO : Clark Kent job, It Pays The Taxes, elf-esteem, pixel counting, salmon day 'los with the most: "After all the hiring we did last month, and the rearranging of the cube farm... I am now serving submarine duty for the indefinite future, yo."

shmacked / v. 1. to be so drunk or so high to the point of not being able to function. SEE ALSO : crunk, lit, pre-wasted, baked, loaded, faded 'los with the most: "Dude, bro... I was so shmacked last night I couldn't even say 'los with the most." bro #2: "I'm shmacked , now!"

“Time is free but its priceless. You can’t own it but you can use it. You can’t keep it but you can spend it. Once you’ve lost it, you can never get it back.” - Harvey MacKay Ah, yes. The time honored tradition of using a quote to launch into your diatribe about the subject. Then again, I couldn’t have said that any better. I can only add that time is a precious commodity. No one person can have more than another. Time is still measured as sixty seconds per minute, sixty minutes per hour, twenty-four hours per day and so forth. However, time is subjective and relative isn’t it? For example, if you’re anticipating a big event in your life, the time leading up to it seems either too slow or fast, yet on the actual time for the event you don’t want it to ever end. Time is my foe. Time is so relentless, so continuous. It doesn’t stop, it doesn’t pause. Then again it doesn’t reverse or fast forward. Tick, tick, tick. As I peer at the timeline for my iTunes library, I chuckle.