C Note(s)

Speaking of iguanas (see C Note Bamboo Chicken), I have a story about one that became Godzilla. I was playing NASCAR '98 in 1998 on the Play Station that was purchased by my girlfriend at the time. She had the cats and two iguanas. It was Animal Planet up in there! My then-girlfriend entered into the living room to interrupt me. She was crying as she said, "Edward is dead." That's the name of one of her iguanas. After phasing the video game, "Wait. What? How?" She goes to explain that while cleaning their separate tanks, she accidentally switched the iguanas. She put Francis in Edward's tank and vice versa. Edward was frustrated so he busted out. He wandered out to the cold bathroom floor. She nudged him but didn't react so she assumed he's dead, because being a cold-blooded animal and died of lack of heat. "He's not dead," I grumbled in response. I then located some leather gloves to pick up the carcass. I searched the 2n...