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Cowboy Carlos

So... I've made note of this observation at the first country / western themed bar I posted up at, and cross-checked it with the few others I've been to. Most notably, Bushwackers, Little Red Hen and now,  Bourbon Jacks.

When I wear my black hat [note to self - gotta buy another one!], and I start cupcaking with the fine country girls, the result(s) are generally the same.

Me: [noticing their gaze] "Hey there. You like the hat?"
Breezy: "I sure do. You look good / hot / cute / blah, blah, blah."
Me: "Funny story about this hat... blah, blah, blah"
Breezy: "Ha, ha. That is a funny story. Do me a favor. Can you please lift up your hat?"
Me: I oblige the request "Sorry, the hair is done wrecked from the hat wearin'."
Breezy: "Not at all. Looks great, in fact."
Me: "So..."
Breezy: "Hold up, cowboy. Just so you know I have a boyfriend / fiance / husband / girlfriend. But if you behave, I'll dance with you."

There it is.

The boyfriend bomb!

Pushing aside all of that [great hat, charming deposition, smile / dimple, blah, blah, blah], what the hell defines "behaving"?

No grab-assing?
No attempts at kissing?
No phone numbers exchange?

Ladies, FB friends, family - can you answer the question?

Ready?
Set...
GO!

This is has been my C Note. 'los; out!

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