C Note(s)

I woke up hungry this morning. Not just a voracious appetite for breakfast. No. I've been chewin' on a thought for a couple years now. What is it about that makes me undateable / undesirable boyfriend? Before you launch into some inspiration laced, quotable quote diatribe lemme offer up this, if I'm "such a great guy, why I'm still single?" The answer is simple: I'm not-so-great, apparently. The truth is obvious & painful. Maybe I try too hard? Maybe I reek of desperation? Maybe I'm too energetic? Maybe I'm too obnoxious? All these questions tumble through my mind, fueling my hunger to find these answers. Reminds me of the How I Met Your Mother episode that addresses pimping out your friends to other single friends. "S/he's great but..." There's some deal-breaking behavior you display that is off-putting to the opposite. So interwebs, friends, family, Spaceship Earth, hell ANYONE... What is my biggest...