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submarine duty

submarine duty / v. 1. forced to work in close quarters or cramped spaces with other people where privacy is unattainable. SEE ALSO : Clark Kent job, It Pays The Taxes, elf-esteem, pixel counting, salmon day 'los with the most: "After all the hiring we did last month, and the rearranging of the cube farm... I am now serving submarine duty for the indefinite future, yo."

Shmacked

shmacked / v. 1. to be so drunk or so high to the point of not being able to function. SEE ALSO : crunk, lit, pre-wasted, baked, loaded, faded 'los with the most: "Dude, bro... I was so shmacked last night I couldn't even say 'los with the most." bro #2: "I'm shmacked , now!"

From Time To Time

“Time is free but its priceless. You can’t own it but you can use it. You can’t keep it but you can spend it. Once you’ve lost it, you can never get it back.” - Harvey MacKay Ah, yes. The time honored tradition of using a quote to launch into your diatribe about the subject. Then again, I couldn’t have said that any better. I can only add that time is a precious commodity. No one person can have more than another. Time is still measured as sixty seconds per minute, sixty minutes per hour, twenty-four hours per day and so forth. However, time is subjective and relative isn’t it? For example, if you’re anticipating a big event in your life, the time leading up to it seems either too slow or fast, yet on the actual time for the event you don’t want it to ever end. Time is my foe. Time is so relentless, so continuous. It doesn’t stop, it doesn’t pause. Then again it doesn’t reverse or fast forward. Tick, tick, tick. As I peer at the timeline for my iTunes library, I chuckle....