Wow. It took some digging, but with some monster help from friends, I've installed a solid state drive (SSD), 8 GB of RAM (maximum I can do in my laptop), and Windows 10. Thank you so much, Mari and Chad Kanotz! This laptop boot up time is literally seconds, and it's been Flash Gordon fast ever since. Chad warned me that the CPU is bearing the burden of computing so to watch for the heat build up. I joked it might be from all the work I'm getting done!
My observations and thoughts while being a passenger on Spaceship Earth